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Nomon Ahmed Chaudhry.
Writer. Trainer. Planeswalker. Summoner. Decathlete. Punjabi. Pakistani. Muslim.

“Why you treacherous little tart.”

—   Braniac in DK2

“Keep on truckin’.”

—   my trucker dad, who pressured me into the family business (via changesbyblacksabbath)

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sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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tv on july 31st:

haha summer

tv on august 1:

BACK TO SCHOOL, TIME TO START SHOPPING, STICK UR BINDERS AND ERASERS UP UR ASS CAUSE ITS TIME TO BACK TO SCHOOL SHOP

schroder47:

Saw this episode yesterday and was amazed and baffled. This show is trying to get to these kids early. 

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

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shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

(via googlemonochrome)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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tw-koreanhistory:

Gone In 41 Seconds — Police Quick to Kill Korean Artist

Feb 24, 2008

LA HABRA, Calif. — On the afternoon of December 31, 2007, two police officers encountered Michael Cho in the parking lot of a liquor store in La Habra, a small, generally quiet city in Orange County, California. It didn’t take long for the meeting to go bad. After less than a minute the officers unleashed a barrage of bullets on the 25-year-old artist, ending his life - and setting off an ongoing cascade of protests across Southern California’s Korean American community.

Computerized police logs obtained by New America Media suggest the officers quickly turned to deadly force when they confronted Cho, whom they suspected of vandalism. According to the Computer Automated Transcript documenting the incident, at 2:04 p.m. the cops contacted their dispatcher to say they’d located Cho. “Out with the subject near the liquor store,” the transcript reads. Just 41 seconds later they radioed dispatch again, this time saying they’d shot the suspect and now needed paramedics to attend to him. “Shot fired, Suspect down, Medics requested,” reads the transcript. In the aftermath of the killing, Cho’s family has publicly condemned the department, saying the officers rushed to shoot Cho, rather than using less lethal tools like pepper spray or Taser stun guns to subdue him.

“The police killed my son like a dog,” Cho’s mother, Honglan Cho, recently told the La Habra City Council. According to Shelly Lynn Kaufman, an attorney for the Cho family, the fusillade of bullets left ten holes in his body.

Read More: http://news.newamericamedia.org/news/view_article.html?article_id=ad58d8b8031a47854d3676200f5c5be5 

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via asian)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via handjob)

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

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