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Nomon Ahmed Chaudhry
Paki Muslim Proud Fanboy Writer

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50starsand13bars:

ladisputing:

I did this #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

ladisputing:

I did this #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

(via marvelentertainment)

grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via foreveralone-lyguy)

theroguefeminist:

c2ndy2c1d:

coelasquid:

ibelieveinyoumyapollo:

lakidaa:

that’s suave as shit

Wow

Me on my way to steal ur footballer

i love sports

he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice

smooth as fuck

(Source: siriuslygoonerific, via heydiddlehiddleston)

grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via foreveralone-lyguy)

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

(Source: hamtaryo, via googlemonochrome)

grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via foreveralone-lyguy)

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

(via alex-turnter)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via welcometonightvale)

commanderholly:

BABY GROOT I CAN’T and it was all foam latex!! So rad!! #guardiansofthegalaxy

commanderholly:

BABY GROOT I CAN’T and it was all foam latex!! So rad!! #guardiansofthegalaxy

(via marvelentertainment)

katarakarate:


definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"




Thomas Edison was a bitch who opened up a workshop and took all of the credit for the inventions the workers made, most famous of which was Nikolai Tesla,  secondly technology is defined as an item that makes life easier, yet why is talking to someone face to face so hard, yes we are a generation with powerful tech, but what good is it if it can be easily replaced, I can break the very Galaxy s5 I rebloged this post with,  and easily get a new one, with a warranty or buy a new one,  but when someone dies, even if I don’t know them, or if they openly despise me, I understand humans don’t have warranties. Maybe the earlier replies were done with comedy in mind, but proves we are weak, and could never grasp life, instead we keep saying “I haven’t seen them in a while,  so I’m texting them” What if they die? Who else are you going to contact.  The person that walked past you the other day, you chose to be impersonal,  and text sombody far away, distacting them, and now you have no one to text, you forgot that living organism walking past you there, technology is the way, but humans psychology need humans,  not just virtualized messages,  but to see a face, and a hear a voice, and have a tangible person, not just a mic and an ear piece.

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

Thomas Edison was a bitch who opened up a workshop and took all of the credit for the inventions the workers made, most famous of which was Nikolai Tesla, secondly technology is defined as an item that makes life easier, yet why is talking to someone face to face so hard, yes we are a generation with powerful tech, but what good is it if it can be easily replaced, I can break the very Galaxy s5 I rebloged this post with, and easily get a new one, with a warranty or buy a new one, but when someone dies, even if I don’t know them, or if they openly despise me, I understand humans don’t have warranties. Maybe the earlier replies were done with comedy in mind, but proves we are weak, and could never grasp life, instead we keep saying “I haven’t seen them in a while, so I’m texting them” What if they die? Who else are you going to contact. The person that walked past you the other day, you chose to be impersonal, and text sombody far away, distacting them, and now you have no one to text, you forgot that living organism walking past you there, technology is the way, but humans psychology need humans, not just virtualized messages, but to see a face, and a hear a voice, and have a tangible person, not just a mic and an ear piece.

(via victoriousserket)

boromirs:

petition to pretend exodus: gods & kings doesnt exist and we all just watch the prince of egypt instead

(via heydiddlehiddleston)